{"id":11091,"date":"2008-04-08T07:02:02","date_gmt":"2008-04-08T11:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2008\/04\/08\/11091.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T18:48:14","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T23:48:14","slug":"never-gonna-give-up-450-ppm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2008\/04\/08\/never-gonna-give-up-450-ppm\/","title":{"rendered":"Never Gonna Give Up 450 ppm"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

I suspect that not every Gentle Reader is reading the fishkettle het’troph<\/a>, which is OK, because, you know, not for everyone. Not for YHB, even. I mean—you know the idea of the Apollonian\/Dionysian divide? And how this Tohu Bohu, for all its tohu-bohitude, is on this<\/I> side? And way, over there, way on the other side, that tiny far-off speck of a spot of a thing… well, that’s a guy who claims that he once met a mighty wanderer who claimed that he once saw the fishkettle het’troph from the top of a mountain, after many years travel, and fasting, and then eating some fruit that had kinda half-fermented.
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But I was reading it anyway, the way I do, through these rather attractive 3-D field glasses, and a voice! spoke<\/a>! and said CO2 in the air should be stabilized at 350 ppm and it’s perilous to exceed 450 ppm in the interim<\/em>. And I thought to myself, you know, buddy (I call myself buddy, ’cos I’ve known myself since I was in school), that’s the sort of thing that I would expect to read over here on the A-side. Why doesn’t that line, just that one line, get repeated over here. Over and over again. Everywhere over here.
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It’d be like rickrolling, only (a) funnier, and (2) a binder full of trousers.
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How’s that, batacuda?
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Oh, and a bumper sticker idea: CO2<\/small><\/sub>≤350ppm: it’s just just a good idea, it’s the law of the jungle.
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Because, you know, it’s a good idea to slash, but that’s a fucking number<\/I>, right?
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Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,
-Vardibidian.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I suspect that not every Gentle Reader is reading the fishkettle het\u2019troph, which is OK, because, you know, not for everyone. Not for YHB, even. I mean\u2014you know the idea of the Apollonian\/Dionysian divide? And how this Tohu Bohu, for…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[202],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-item"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18321,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11091\/revisions\/18321"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}