{"id":11200,"date":"2008-06-01T11:08:15","date_gmt":"2008-06-01T15:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2008\/06\/01\/11200.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T18:48:40","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T23:48:40","slug":"book-report-the-year-the-yanke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2008\/06\/01\/book-report-the-year-the-yanke\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: The Year the Yankees Lost the Pennant"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Your Humble Blogger was going to begin this note with the idea that surely all y&#8217;all Gentle Readers know the plot of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wwnorton.com\/catalog\/fall04\/032610.htm\">The Year the Yankees Lost the Pennant<\/a>, because surely all y&#8217;all have seen <I>Damn Yankees<\/i>. Then it occurred to me that maybe you haven&#8217;t. Maybe it&#8217;s an old-fashioned show these days. High Schools must still put it on, yes? &#8220;You&#8217;ve Gotta Have Heart&#8221;, &#8220;Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Gets&#8221; and &#8220;(think about) The Game&#8221;. Well, anyway.<br \/>\n<p>The plot, for those who don&#8217;t know it, is about a nice middle-aged man who is a fan of the Senators. This is the fifties, and not only are the Senators in the cellar, but the Yankees are in a stretch of dominance that is unparalleled. The book is published in 1954; the Yankees won the World Series in 1947, 1949, 1950, 1951, 1952, and 1953. They actually didn&#8217;t win the pennant in 1954 (the Indians won the American League pennant), but they won the pennant the next four years hand running, and nine of the next ten, for a total of fifteen pennants in eighteen years. Anyway, Joe sells his soul to the devil in exchange for not only a young healthy body but a supernatural ability to hit the ball. Joe then signs with the Senators in the middle of the season, hits forty-eight home runs in fifty or so games, and hits .545 while the Senators win <I>every single game he plays in<\/I>.<br \/>\n<p>Yes, yes, yes. I was thinking about steroids, too.<br \/>\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger wonders if Mr. Applegate is interested in the soul of a baseball player with the first name Barry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[193,194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11200","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-baseball","category-book-report"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11200","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11200"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11200\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18382,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11200\/revisions\/18382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11200"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11200"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11200"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}