{"id":11327,"date":"2008-07-22T16:24:29","date_gmt":"2008-07-22T20:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2008\/07\/22\/11327.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T18:48:46","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T23:48:46","slug":"hats-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2008\/07\/22\/hats-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Hats Off"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The first off-book rehearsal was a fiasco. Well, more of a debacle, really. It went exactly as everybody expected it to: very, very badly.<br \/>\n<p>People who know their speeches cold, and were in fact running them backstage before their entrances without any errors, got into the scenes and blanked. I only asked for a line once, plus of course the time I screwed up without asking for a line. Our Pickering, bless him, came in several times with great confidence and mellifluousness with a line from later in the scene. That will throw a person off. Our Liza and our Higgins blundered through, blanking and swearing and stamping their feet. It was, in short, a disaster. Just exactly as it is supposed to be. So that&#8217;s all right, Best Beloved, d&#8217;y&#8217;see? If tonight is a disaster, too, then that will be fine. If Wednesday night is a disaster, then it will start to be a problem&#8230;<br \/>\n<p>The good news (other than the disaster proceeding according to plan, which isn&#8217;t so much good news as expected news) is that we have nearly all the costume bits and hand props, and a good deal of the set dressing as well. Miraculous, actually, when you think that there are two and a half weeks left before opening. Fifteen rehearsals? Something like that. Our first Dress rehearsal is two weeks from yesterday. Except that we&#8217;re doing an early Dress for the photographer, but that doesn&#8217;t count.<br \/>\n<p>Most important is that we have The Hat. Eliza&#8217;s hat, that is. Somehow, it&#8217;s not Pygmalion without Eliza&#8217;s hat. Eliza isn&#8217;t Eliza without it. And it&#8217;s such a wonderful hat, really magnificently shabby, or do I mean shabbily magnificent? Shabbily magnificent. You can see why Higgins wants to try it on, and why Mrs. Pearce won&#8217;t let him. It&#8217;s a whale of a hat. If I were worried about the off-book disaster (and in case it isn&#8217;t clear, I&#8217;m not worried in the slightest), I would be reassured by The Hat. Any show with a hat like this is bound to be good.<br \/>\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger just enjoys the moment, because we all knew it was going to happen, and the only way forward is through.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[209],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theeyater"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11327"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18448,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11327\/revisions\/18448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}