{"id":11474,"date":"2008-09-19T13:58:36","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T17:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2008\/09\/19\/11474.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T18:49:18","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T23:49:18","slug":"dont-beat-time-eat-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2008\/09\/19\/dont-beat-time-eat-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t beat time, eat time!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I suspect that many Gentle Readers will find the Corpus Clock a thing of coolness.<br \/>\n<p><br \/>\n<p>I know I do.<br \/>\n<p>I think the coolest thing is that the clock action slows down and speeds up&#8212;I think you can see it at one point essentially stop behind him&#8212;without losing time over the course of the day. Well, no, the coolest thing is the evil grasshopper escarpment that eats the time.<br \/>\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger asks the nice Chronophage not to eat the whole day. At least not all at once.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18512,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11474\/revisions\/18512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}