{"id":12284,"date":"2009-07-29T09:22:22","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T13:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2009\/07\/29\/12284.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T18:52:08","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T23:52:08","slug":"england-eh-there-will-al-fucki","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2009\/07\/29\/england-eh-there-will-al-fucki\/","title":{"rendered":"England, eh? There will al-fucking-ways be one, innit?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Your Humble Blogger was going to use <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/politics\/blog\/2009\/jul\/29\/cameron-swearing-interview\">this article about Tory leader David Cameron<\/a> using a line about twitter that I think originated with Stephen Fry (or perhaps Germaine Greer) to talk about Conservatives and profanity in this country. But then I remembered that Our Only President won a motherfucking <I>Grammy<\/i> for his recording his motherfucking <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dreams_from_My_Father\">book<\/a>, thus making him one of the very few American Presidents to have the honor of having thousands of citizens use their mobile phones alert them to messages with the Presidential &#8220;Sorry-ass motherfucker&#8221;.\n<p>So, I&#8217;m left with this: according to a spokesman for the Conservative leader, &#8220;<i>twat<\/i> was not a swearword under radio guidelines&#8221; in the UK?! I mean, interrobang? Or, as they might have said back in FJM days, Fuck the heck?\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger starts talking about foul-mouthed politicians, and then figures, you know? Fuck it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[191,202],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anglophilia","category-news-item"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12284"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18836,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12284\/revisions\/18836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}