{"id":12560,"date":"2009-11-23T14:05:16","date_gmt":"2009-11-23T19:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2009\/11\/23\/12560.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T18:52:52","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T23:52:52","slug":"bastards-fuck-up-your-shit-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2009\/11\/23\/bastards-fuck-up-your-shit-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Bastards fuck up your shit, you gotta do something, right?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My Gracious Host, through his <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2009\/11\/cursebird_swearing_on_twitter.html\">Neology Blog<\/a>, has alerted YHB to the <a href=\"http:\/\/cursebird.com\/\">CurseBird<\/a>, a realtime feed of people swearing on Twitter. It&#8217;s kind of hypnotic. Plus I&#8217;ve learned a bunch of new abbreviations.\n<P>But in all seriousness, I have never come closer to actually starting to posting on Twitter. <i>Bastard<\/i> is only at 0.67%? Fuck the heck? I would totally just post <I>Bastards! Bastards! Bastards!<\/i> until I got it up over 1%, anyway, and then make sure to post something with the word <I>bastard<\/i> in it at least twice a day, if I had to talk about eleventh century English history to do it. And I&#8217;d retweet every bastard who used the word <I>bastard<\/i>, just to double the score.\n<p>I mean, that is just a <i>travesty<\/i>. Why can&#8217;t people swear properly any more?\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger would, of course, use taboo-avoidance, making the phrase <I>Bastards f*ck up your sh!t<\/i>, because we&#8217;re dealing with ratios, right? Also, bollocks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[206],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rhetoric"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12560"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12560\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18933,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12560\/revisions\/18933"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}