{"id":12969,"date":"2010-04-14T16:42:39","date_gmt":"2010-04-14T20:42:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2010\/04\/14\/12969.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T18:55:55","modified_gmt":"2018-03-13T23:55:55","slug":"gone-today-ear-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2010\/04\/14\/gone-today-ear-tomorrow\/","title":{"rendered":"Gone today, ear tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Oh, YHB is not well at all. Not at all. My ears are infected.\n<p>Not, as you might think, by bad but catchy music, stuck in my head after repeated listenings in coffee shops or at the compulsion of the Youngest Member. No, my ears are infected in the other sense, that they are filled with pus and bacteria.\n<p>So, I am probably not capable of sustained concentration on anything, not when some jerk keeps sneaking up and jabbing an ice pick in the side of my head like that. No clever post today, folks.\n<p>In the meantime, award-winning journalist David S. Bernstein asks which Muppet would make the best Supreme Court nominee. His suggestion of Sam the Eagle would undoubtedly sail through Congress, but who is going to vote against <a href=\"http:\/\/muppet.wikia.com\/wiki\/Sweetums\">Sweetums<\/a>? But YHB throws this Tohu Bohu&#8217;s support behind Lew Zealand, who revealed a terrific legal mind when he said <I>You gotta have sole. Or if you can&#8217;t get sole, use halibut<\/i>. Y&#8217;all&#8217;s nominations to be discussed in comments.\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger can&#8217;t even concentrate enough to make a title that works better than that, but would still like to see your boomerang fish act.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12969"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19063,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12969\/revisions\/19063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}