{"id":13788,"date":"2011-08-01T16:36:01","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T20:36:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2011\/08\/01\/13788.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T19:00:01","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T00:00:01","slug":"if-the-year-were-a-pizza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2011\/08\/01\/if-the-year-were-a-pizza\/","title":{"rendered":"If the year were a pizza"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>OK, a quick Yorkshire Day question for Gentle Readers&#8212;which eighth of the year is your favorite? Let&#8217;s number them:\n<p><ol><li>Winter Solstice-Groundhog Day. Xmas and New Year&#8217;s. Snow, ice, sledding, that sort of thing.<\/li><li>Groundhog Day-Vernal Equinox. A miserable month of dreary, grey foulness, but followed by the first intimations of Spring!<\/li><li>Vernal Equinox-May Day. Opening Day, and Spring in all its glory, depending of course on where you live.<\/li><li>May Day-Midsummer. Verdant summer, the end of the school year, and the really long days.<\/li><li>Midsummer-Lammas. True-summer, with really long days, hot weather, grilling and no school. Also, mosquitoes.<\/li><li>Lammas-Autumnal Equinox. Dog days. The start of school. More mosquitoes.<\/li><li>Autumnal Equinox-Hallowe&#8217;en. The High Holidays (usually), and then Crisp Autumn days and the leaves turning.<\/li><li>Hallowe&#8217;en-Winter Solstice. Thanksgiving and the dying year. The Holiday Season, with lights and songs and such.<\/li><\/ol>\n<p>Well, and of course this depends on location (Gentle Readers from the Southern Hemisphere are welcome to comment about how this looks from there) and climate and so on. I&#8217;d like a Top Three from each as is willing to comment; I suspect that there will be some very popular ones and some with no supporters, but perhaps I&#8217;m wrong.\n<p>As for me, my favorite slice would be the third one, with seven placing close, and four to show. Love that Spring.\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger may just ask himself the question again on Groundhog Day just to see if looks different from the other end of the ellipse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19397,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13788\/revisions\/19397"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}