{"id":13902,"date":"2011-11-15T16:34:48","date_gmt":"2011-11-15T21:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2011\/11\/15\/13902.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T19:03:39","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T00:03:39","slug":"get-that-shield-out-of-your-mo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2011\/11\/15\/get-that-shield-out-of-your-mo\/","title":{"rendered":"Get that shield out of your mouth right now!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Your Humble Blogger would have been much better at chess if there were <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.britishmuseum.org\/2011\/11\/15\/going-berserk-the-lewis-chessmen-in-new-york\/\">berserkers<\/a> in the sets.\n<p>OK, that&#8217;s not actually true. Unless the berserker did some sort of berserk board randomization thing that prevented people who were actually good at chess from implementing strategies. That was always my problem&#8212;opponents with strategies. Maybe berserkers would have helped with that. If they just moved on the columns and rows, though, not so much.\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger, as you are all no doubt aware, is doing his Charles McKeown voice saying <I>You&#8217;ll never be a berserker if you let it out like that.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[202],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13902","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news-item"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13902","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13902"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13902\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19455,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13902\/revisions\/19455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13902"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13902"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13902"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}