{"id":13916,"date":"2011-11-29T17:13:29","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T22:13:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2011\/11\/29\/13916.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T19:03:40","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T00:03:40","slug":"not-a-parable","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2011\/11\/29\/not-a-parable\/","title":{"rendered":"Not a parable"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>What would you do first if you won the lottery? Would the first thing be hire an attorney to form a limited trust?\n<p>So, y&#8217;all have heard about the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.courant.com\/news\/connecticut\/hc-lottery-powerball-winner-1129-20111128,0,2318928.story\">asset managers winning one hundred million dollars in states&#8217; lottery money<\/a> by now. The theme of the story is probably that the rich get richer&#8212;these guys pocket something close to $35M each (twenty-two and a half million euros) (today), which Mark Spencer at the Courant describes as <I>considerably more assets to manage<\/i>. Which is true, although depending on how high up they are in their <a href=\"http:\/\/belpointe.com\/wealth\/\">Greenwich Asset Management firm<\/a>, they may well be handling accounts in the hundreds of millions of dollars. And depending on how old they are, they may well have expectations of taking home six or seven mil a year over a five-year peak earning period anyway. The extra $35,000,000 will make their total considerably more, but possibly in the way that an extra $350,000 would give me considerably more assets to manage.\n<p>Which would be nice, by the way.\n<p>The thing that&#8217;s interesting to me, though, is the way in which these three fellows reactions were very different from mine, or probably from yours. One of them buys the ticket; I don&#8217;t know and can&#8217;t guess what arrangements they had about potential winnings. I have been in workplaces where one person took the kitty and bought a string of tickets, with the expectations of sharing any winnings among that week&#8217;s contributors. This may have been something like that, or something different altogether, but whatever it was, the three of them are in some sense sharing the ticket. And it comes up a big winner. So what do they do?\n<p>They do smart things. They get a lawyer. They make a trust. They minimize their tax liabilities. They probably make security arrangements. And <I>then<\/i> they claim the ticket. And even then, they don&#8217;t talk to the press; they defer everything to their attorney.\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if there has been a quantitative study, but the anecdotes are that many big-money lottery winners not only fail to get happy but often wind up broke. The fact is that handling money is a skill, possibly a talent and a skill, and our lives in the 99% do not train us in it. I have said (probably here, possibly too often) that it&#8217;s one of the institutional problems of inequality&#8212;if you need to trust somebody with your investments, and you are in that upper class, you can use your dad&#8217;s guy, or your father-in-law&#8217;s guy, or your Princeton room-mate&#8217;s guy, or your Princeton room-mate, if that&#8217;s what he is doing these days. Not that all those people turn out to be honest, but a lot of them are as honest as they need to be to keep their clients. Movie stars, pop musicians and other lottery winners do not necessarily have guys they can go to, and we hear about them being ripped off with such frequency that it&#8217;s no longer a surprise. It&#8217;s not that the system is rigged against them, it&#8217;s that the system is rigged against everyone, and well-connected people have ways around that as they have ways around everything else.\n<P>This is the story of the wealth managers winning the lottery, a story of the one percent. Now, as it happens I do not think that the government has any obvious role in eliminating that difference as it pertains to lottery winnings (other than leaving the numbers racket to organized crime, as would be my preference), but the story is <I>culturally<\/i> instructive about what we have taken to calling the one percent, what F. Scott Fitzgerald simply called the very rich. They are not like you and me, he said. Not (as Ernest Hemingway quipped) just because they have more money, and not because as Mr. Fitzgerald retorted) they possess too much too young. Because the world they live in is not our world, the connections they have are not our connections, and the resources they have are not our resources. Their instincts, then, are not our instincts, and their results are not our results. There is a difference between the one percent and the ninety-nine percent, and we would do well, as a society, to remember that.\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger would do a lot of jumping up and down, and would undoubtedly make a complete idiot of himself on television. 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