{"id":14002,"date":"2012-03-02T07:39:52","date_gmt":"2012-03-02T12:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2012\/03\/02\/14002.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T19:03:44","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T00:03:44","slug":"today-you-are-you-that-is-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2012\/03\/02\/today-you-are-you-that-is-true\/","title":{"rendered":"Today you are you! That is truer than true!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Appropriate ways to celebrate the birthday of Dr. Seuss include:\n<\/p>

<\/p>

  1. Reading a story<\/li>
  2. Writing a story<\/li>
  3. Drawing a picture<\/li>
  4. Making up silly words<\/li>
  5. Speaking in anapestic tetrameter<\/li><\/ol>\n

    However<\/strong>, inappropriate ways to celebrate the birthday of Dr. Seuss include:\n<\/p>

    <\/p>

    1. Flying a kite in the house<\/li>
    2. Cutting down trees<\/li>
    3. Excluding the folks with no stars upon thars<\/li>
    4. Having a tweetle beetle bottle puddle paddle battle muddle<\/li>
    5. Reading with your eyes shut<\/li><\/ol>\n

      And most importantly<\/i>, beyond any doubt, utterly and completely without exception, and this means you<\/i>:\n<\/p>

      <\/p>You must not HOP on POP!<\/strong>

      <\/p>\n

      Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/i>,
      -Vardibidian.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

      In Which Your Humble Blogger will please go now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[199,205],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14002","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-litchrachoor","category-puff-piece"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14002","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19511,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14002\/revisions\/19511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}