{"id":14577,"date":"2013-06-29T20:31:20","date_gmt":"2013-06-30T00:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2013\/06\/29\/14577.html"},"modified":"2018-03-13T19:06:19","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T00:06:19","slug":"ten-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2013\/06\/29\/ten-lyrics\/","title":{"rendered":"Ten Lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So, I haven't done this in a while. Here's the opening lyric from ten songs chosen at random from what my somewhat-random playlist chose for me today:\n<p><ol><li>You tell me that you've never been this way before\/You tell me things I know that I've heard somewhere<\/li><li>I saw you coming\/I called your name\/You couldn't hear me\/You walked on by<\/li><li>You ain't been blue; no, no, no.\/You ain't been blue, till you've had that [<cite>title of song<\/cite>]<\/li><li>[<cite>title of song<\/cite>] and let's get together tonight\/I got some money in my jeans and I'm really gonna spend it right<\/li><li>I'm the one\/The one with the coded knock\/The phone rings twice so you call back<\/li><li>Outnumbered a million to one\/All of the dicks in this dick town\/[<cite>title of song<\/cite>]<\/li><li>The sun just slipped its note below my door\/And I can't hide beneath my sheets\/I've read the words before so now I know\/The time has come again for me<\/li><li>Workin' up a fever in a one horse town\/Was a jockey by the name of Joe\/He didn't have a lot of what you might call luck\/But he had a lot of [<cite>title of song<\/cite>]<\/li><li>I didn't want to know you\/I didn't mean to be your friend\/But now it seems\/I'd run through burnin' fire\/Just to see your face again<\/li><li>[<cite>title of song<\/cite>], guests were parking\/And my wedding was about to start\/[<cite>title of song<\/cite>], monkeys clapping\/Then I got up on table and I said<\/li><\/ol>\n<p>I took out the instrumentals, of course. Who wants to play? Looks like a tough one to me.\n<p><I>Tolerabimus quod tolerare debemus<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Which Your Humble Blogger would probably get, oh, three out of ten. If they hadn&#8217;t been playing today, I mean.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[200],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music-music-music"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14577"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16683,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14577\/revisions\/16683"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}