{"id":1835,"date":"2004-03-02T08:19:39","date_gmt":"2004-03-02T13:19:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2004\/03\/02\/1835.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:45:23","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:45:23","slug":"seussentennial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2004\/03\/02\/seussentennial\/","title":{"rendered":"Seussentennial"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>It&#8217;s the Seussentennial! And, like reading Joyce on Bloomsday, hundreds of thousands of people will be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.seussville.com\/seussentennial\/events2.html\">reading Dr. Seuss aloud<\/a> today. The difference, of course, is that hundreds of thousands of people will be reading Dr. Seuss aloud tomorrow, too, and next week, and six months from now.\n<p>Oh, and please, remember, read with your eyes <I>open<\/I>. It&#8217;s much better for your eyebrows.\n<p>Redintegro Iraq,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s the Seussentennial! And, like reading Joyce on Bloomsday, hundreds of thousands of people will be reading Dr. Seuss aloud today. The difference, of course, is that hundreds of thousands of people will be reading Dr. Seuss aloud tomorrow, too,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1835"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16936,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1835\/revisions\/16936"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}