{"id":2069,"date":"2004-06-03T20:42:49","date_gmt":"2004-06-04T00:42:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2004\/06\/03\/2069.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:46:06","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:46:06","slug":"bipartisan-commission-on-inlaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2004\/06\/03\/bipartisan-commission-on-inlaw\/","title":{"rendered":"Bipartisan Commission on In-Laws"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>OK, this is just my way of thinking, but shouldn&#8217;t the gang of libs be cracking &#8216;Kerry&#8217;s wife is a Republican&#8217; jokes? I mean, let&#8217;s face it, there&#8217;s going to be a goofy and imprecise caricature of her in people&#8217;s minds no matter what, so I would think it would be a good idea to jump out in front and get these jokes on O&#8217;Franken, on the Daily Show, in the big left blogs, and then out into the mainstream.\n<p>My first attempt (read it in Al Franken-voice, and then as Jon Stewart, with the appropriate graphic over your right shoulder): <I>Another piece of good news for John Kerry today: they did an internal poll of moderate Republicans, and it turns out Theresa still loves him.<\/I>\n<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, this is just my way of thinking, but shouldn\u2019t the gang of libs be cracking \u2018Kerry\u2019s wife is a Republican\u2019 jokes? I mean, let\u2019s face it, there\u2019s going to be a goofy and imprecise caricature of her in people\u2019s&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2069","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2069"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17039,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2069\/revisions\/17039"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}