Anonymous, WWI era\n\n
I don't want to join the Army, I don't want to be a man of war
\nI just wanna hang around Picadilly underground,
\nLiving off the earnings of a h-h-h-high born lady.
\nI don’t need no foreign women,
\nEngland’s full of girls I never had,
\nI wanna stay in England, jolly, jolly England,
\nFollowin’ in the footsteps of me dad, Gorblimey.
\n
\nCall out the guards at Windsor Castle,
\nCall out the King’s Artillery,
\nCall out my brother, my sister and my mother,
\nBut for fuck's sake don't call me.
\n
\nMonday night me hand was on her ankle,
\nTuesday night me hand was on her knee,
\nWednesday night, success, I lifted up her dress,
\nThursday night I lifted up her silk chemi-ise,
\nFriday I got my hand upon it,
\nSaturday she gave my balls a tweak,
\nSunday after supper, I stuffed the fucker up her,
\nAnd now I'm paying seven and six a week, Gorblimey.
\n
\nI don't want to be a soldier, don't want to be a man of Mars,
\nI just wanna go down to old Soho,
\nPinching all the girlies on the ... shoulder blades.
\nI don’t want a bayonet up my arsehole,
\nI don’t want my bollocks shot away,
\nI'd rather stay in England, merry, merry England,
\nAnd fornicate my fuckin’ life away!
\n\n
Thank you,
-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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