{"id":2436,"date":"2004-11-17T20:38:47","date_gmt":"2004-11-18T01:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2004\/11\/17\/2436.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:47:26","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:47:26","slug":"doctor-doctor-cant-you-see-imd","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2004\/11\/17\/doctor-doctor-cant-you-see-imd\/","title":{"rendered":"Doctor, doctor, can&#8217;t you see I&#8217;m&#8211;doctor? Meep?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Gentle Reader, how many times have you asked yourself &#8220;Who really is the best scientist ever?&#8221; And did you then realize, Gentle Reader, that you have absolutely no knowledge base that would help you answer that question? Well, how about this one: Who is the best scientist character from cult tv and movies? Well, there you are, much easier. And the <a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/1\/hi\/sci\/tech\/3625256.stm\">answer<\/a> is ...\n<p>Dr. Bunson Honeydew (and his assistant Beaker).\n<p>How do we know that the boys from Muppet Labs were better than other <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/cult\/scientists\/\">finalists<\/a> including Doc Brown, Doctor Strangelove and the Doctor? Well, because the BBC tells us so.\n<p>Anyway, this is a roundabout way of mentioning that there is a brand-new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.muppets.com\">Muppets web site<\/a>, and it isn&#8217;t bad (although it&#8217;s no great shakes, either) and it may perhaps herald more and better new Muppet stuff. Or worse.\n<p>Thank you,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gentle Reader, how many times have you asked yourself \u201cWho really is the best scientist ever?\u201d And did you then realize, Gentle Reader, that you have absolutely no knowledge base that would help you answer that question? Well, how about&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2436"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17205,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2436\/revisions\/17205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}