{"id":2459,"date":"2004-11-30T10:06:36","date_gmt":"2004-11-30T15:06:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2004\/11\/30\/2459.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:47:27","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:47:27","slug":"never-gonna-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2004\/11\/30\/never-gonna-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"Never. Gonna. Happen."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In today&#8217;s news from an alternate universe, Renzo Piano has been chosen to build the addition to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gardnermuseum.org\/information\/press.asp\">Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum<\/a> in Boston. Right, right.\n<p>On the other hand, I scoffed when the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mfa.org\/\">MFA<\/a> announced their Norman Foster-designed New Wing, and in only three and a half years, they&#8217;ve, um, wait, no, wait, yes, that&#8217;s it, they&#8217;ve raised over half the money. No, no, I know, they&#8217;ve shut a bunch of galleries and laid off some more security guards.\n<p>Ah, Boston. Well, I suppose we can&#8217;t say &#8216;It&#8217;ll happen after the Sox win the Series&#8217; anymore.\n<p>Thank you,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In today\u2019s news from an alternate universe, Renzo Piano has been chosen to build the addition to the Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum in Boston. Right, right. On the other hand, I scoffed when the MFA announced their Norman Foster-designed New&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2459"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17217,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions\/17217"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}