{"id":2492,"date":"2004-12-14T15:55:47","date_gmt":"2004-12-14T20:55:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2004\/12\/14\/2492.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:47:28","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:47:28","slug":"ranting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2004\/12\/14\/ranting\/","title":{"rendered":"Ranting"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I do not like to use this Tohu Bohu as a griping zone just to call attention to those things in the world that I think are wrongheaded, but an article by Sharon Waxman called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2004\/12\/14\/movies\/14xmas.html?pagewanted=all\">Onscreen, It's the Season of Cynicism<\/a> in this morning&#8217;s NYTimes appears to be serious in making the argument that today&#8217;s sappy Xmas movies are &#8220;a whole new genre of anti-holiday holiday movies&#8221;. The examples she cites (<I>Surviving Christmas<\/I>, <I>Christmas with the Kranks<\/I>, <I>The Santa Clause<\/I>, <I>Jingle all the Way<\/I>, and even <I>How the Grinch Stole Christmas<\/I>) all seem to be stories of somebody who begins by feeling that the holiday is as Ms. Waxman puts it &#8220;something to endure rather than celebrate&#8221;, and ends by discovering\/recovering the True Joy of the Season. <I>Elf<\/I>, also mentioned, has I believe not only that plotline but the endearing main character who really does keep the spirit of the season year-round, because he&#8217;s a fucking elf, that&#8217;s why.\n<p>In other words, these movies are tremendously sentimental, but operate in a mindset that says that everything outside the movies is too cynical. Or, rather, that these movies place themselves as fighters against cynicism, and in ways that would make Frank Capra vomit. And I haven&#8217;t even seen them. I find it difficult to believe that not having seen them I understand them better than Ms. Waxman, but then I need to point this out:\n<p>Her very first example of how different today&#8217;s movies are from such heartwarming holiday classics as <I>It&#8217;s a Wonderful Life<\/I> is that <I>Surviving Christmas<\/I> begins with a suicide attempt.\n<p>And, you know? There were other classic Christmas movies. Let&#8217;s see ... <I>White Christmas<\/I> is about the superfluous ex-army fellas that can&#8217;t find work or respect. <I>The Lemon Drop Kid<\/I> is about a gang of thieves and gamblers who dress up as charity Santas to rip off the suckers. There&#8217;s the Alastair Sim <I>Christmas Carol<\/I>, nuff said. There&#8217;s <I>A Christmas Story<\/I>, which I&#8217;ve never seen, but which is, I&#8217;m told, a satire about the single-minded focus on presents. And there&#8217;s <I>Miracle on 34th Street<\/I>. Maybe that&#8217;s what she&#8217;s thinking of.\n<p>But isn&#8217;t <I>Elf<\/I> a zany remake of <I>Miracle<\/I>? Again, I haven&#8217;t seen it, but that&#8217;s the plot of the trailer. And isn&#8217;t a good deal of the point of <I>Miracle<\/I> that the world is cynical and doesn&#8217;t believe? In the end, it turns out that really is Santa Clause\/Elf, right?\n<p>What is this writer on about?\n<p>Whew. Feel better now.\n<p>Thank you,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do not like to use this Tohu Bohu as a griping zone just to call attention to those things in the world that I think are wrongheaded, but an article by Sharon Waxman called Onscreen, It&#8217;s the Season of&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[203],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nytimes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2492"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17231,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2492\/revisions\/17231"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}