{"id":2589,"date":"2005-01-22T22:12:05","date_gmt":"2005-01-23T03:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2005\/01\/22\/2589.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:47:32","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:47:32","slug":"2004-movie-wrapup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2005\/01\/22\/2004-movie-wrapup\/","title":{"rendered":"2004 Movie Wrap-up"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Every year, along about this time, I try to note down all the previous year&#8217;s movies I&#8217;ve managed to see. Your Humble Blogger doesn&#8217;t get out very much, so it&#8217;s a small list. Some years it gets up to twelve or so, and I think before my Perfect Non-Reader was born I may have had a year where I saw twenty. This year, it&#8217;s six.\n<p>It&#8217;s hardly worth making a top five list, is it? My favorite, I think, was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miramax.com\/findingneverland\/\">Finding Neverland<\/a>, a three-hanky movie about an extremely good-looking man in Edwardian formal dress, and some other people. Next would be <a href=\"http:\/\/harrypotter.warnerbros.com\/main\/homepage\/intro.html\">Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban<\/a>, which I not only saw in the theaters, but have seen on the small screen as well. It held up very well on the second showing; count me among those who thought this was the best movie so far (although not among those who think it&#8217;s the best book). Third is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theincredibles.com\/\">The Incredibles<\/a>, which I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/journal\/show-entry.php?Entry_ID=2445\">already discussed<\/a>. I really liked it, so a year where this is third is a pretty good year. This is also the line above which the movies may well move around; in two years, I may well decide that I like The Incredibles more than Neverland, or some such.\n<p>Another way to look at it is that the top three are all good movies that I enjoyed watching. The next two are bad movies that I enjoyed watching. I enjoyed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.skycaptain.com\/\">Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow<\/a> a trifle more than I enjoyed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.irobotnow.com\">&iexcl;Ay, Robot!<\/a>, although two years from now I may have difficulty remembering which one had Angelina Jolie saying &#8220;Alert the submersible units!&#8221; Dazzling visuals, both of them, and lousy stories told badly, both of them. And I enjoyed them both.\n<p>Then there&#8217;s the sixth movie, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxsearchlight.com\/sideways\/\">Sideways<\/a>. If the top three are all good movies that I enjoyed, and the next two are bad movies that I enjoyed, this one is a good movie that I didn&#8217;t enjoy at all. I dimly understand why some people liked it (if a person thought it was funny, then it was funny for them, and that would be something) but all of the things I look for in a movie were, it seems, deliberately left out. If you want to make a movie that Your Humble Blogger will truly loathe, pay careful attention to <I>Sideways<\/i>, and you&#8217;ll learn a lot. See if you can identify the moment when my reaction tipped over from boredom to repulsion. I think this may be my least favorite movie since <a href=\"http:\/\/video.movies.go.com\/products\/1724503.html\">Wings of the Dove<\/a>, and I think I may have disliked <I>Dove<\/I> somewhat less.\n<p>Well, and out of six movies, I enjoyed five, and three of those were really good. I don&#8217;t suppose I should complain. Oh, I suppose I should add to my six the honorable mentions: <a href=\"http:\/\/video.movies.go.com\/calendargirls\/\">Calendar Girls<\/a>, an enjoyable movie that got Oscar release in 2003, so it doesn&#8217;t count as a 2004 movie; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wimbledonmovie.com\/\">Wimbledon<\/a>, which was playing on an airplane I was on, and which looked pretty good, actually; and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hellsite.com\/\">Hellboy<\/a>, which I actually own on DVD, only I haven&#8217;t seen it yet.\n<p>Thank you,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every year, along about this time, I try to note down all the previous year\u2019s movies I\u2019ve managed to see. Your Humble Blogger doesn\u2019t get out very much, so it\u2019s a small list. 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