{"id":2624,"date":"2005-02-04T10:38:39","date_gmt":"2005-02-04T15:38:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2005\/02\/04\/2624.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:48:05","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:48:05","slug":"why-doesnt-he-do-it-in-the-roa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2005\/02\/04\/why-doesnt-he-do-it-in-the-roa\/","title":{"rendered":"Why doesn&#8217;t he do it in the road?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>When I saw <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/02\/03\/opinion\/03carvell.html\">this stupid op-comic piece<\/a> in the Times the other day, I thought, that&#8217;s a stupid op-comic piece. But that clearly wasn&#8217;t enough. There&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/02\/04\/sports\/football\/04tv.html?pagewanted=all\">an actual news article<\/a> on the same idea, that it&#8217;s funny to think about the Super Bowl people vetting Paul McCartney for suitability.\n<p>Um, guys? He&#8217;s a rock star. He sings about rocking <I>and<\/I> rolling. True, he never kissed a bear, nor has he ever kissed a goon, but he has been known to shake a chicken in the middle of the room.\n<p>Thank you,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I saw this stupid op-comic piece in the Times the other day, I thought, that\u2019s a stupid op-comic piece. But that clearly wasn\u2019t enough. There\u2019s an actual news article on the same idea, that it\u2019s funny to think about&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[203],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nytimes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2624"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17296,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2624\/revisions\/17296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}