{"id":2674,"date":"2005-02-25T11:01:03","date_gmt":"2005-02-25T16:01:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2005\/02\/25\/2674.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:48:07","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:48:07","slug":"not-entirely-factual","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2005\/02\/25\/not-entirely-factual\/","title":{"rendered":"Not entirely factual"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Ok, and just because I’m still muzzy-headed, here’s the latest meme: Ten Things Your Humble Blogger Has Done that I Doubt Gentle Readers Have Also Done, although of course One is Never Sure.\n

  1. Rode through the desert on a horse with no name<\/li>\n
  2. Tamed the Wild Things with the magic trick of staring into all their yellow eyes at once<\/li>\n
  3. Passed the torch to a new generation of Americans—born in this century, tempered by war, disciplined by a hard and bitter peace, proud of our ancient heritage—and unwilling to witness or permit the slow undoing of those human rights to which this Nation has always been committed, and to which we are committed today at home and around the world.<\/li>\n
  4. Messed around with Jim<\/li>\n
  5. Seen everything that is done under the sun, and behold, all [is] vanity and vexation of spirit<\/li>\n
  6. Caught out little Suck-a-Thumb—Snip! Snip! Snip!<\/li>\n
  7. Fell madly in love with the chaplain the first time I saw him<\/li>\n
  8. Seen the best minds of my generation, destroyed by madness, starving, hysterical, naked, who dragged themselves through the Negro streets at dawn, looking for an angry fix<\/li>\n
  9. Danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight<\/li>\n
  10. Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die<\/li><\/ol>\n

    Thank you,
    -Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Ok, and just because I\u2019m still muzzy-headed, here\u2019s the latest meme: Ten Things Your Humble Blogger Has Done that I Doubt Gentle Readers Have Also Done, although of course One is Never Sure. Rode through the desert on a horse…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2674"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17318,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2674\/revisions\/17318"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}