{"id":2772,"date":"2005-04-10T14:59:27","date_gmt":"2005-04-10T18:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2005\/04\/10\/2772.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:48:11","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:48:11","slug":"me-all-angsty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2005\/04\/10\/me-all-angsty\/","title":{"rendered":"Me all angsty!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Your Humble Blogger has, as usual, arrived late at the hoo-hah. I refer to the hoo-hah over Sesame Street&#8217;s emphasis on healthy eating, and in particular over Cookie Monster&#8217;s new song of moderation, &#8220;A Cookie is a Sometime Thing&#8221;. Stories such as the AP&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/n\/a\/2005\/04\/07\/entertainment\/e123204D96.DTL\">Cookie Monster Eating Less Cookies<\/a>, by the AP&#8217;s Chelsea J. Carter and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nypost.com\/entertainment\/44150.htm\">Tossing His Cookies<\/a>, by the New York Post&#8217;s Barbara Hoffman and Don Kaplan sound the usual note of horror and contempt. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sesameworkshop.org\/aboutus\/inside_press.php?contentId=13603587\">official press release<\/a> doesn&#8217;t seem like the end of the world, though.\n<p>Perhaps the reason YHB isn&#8217;t worked up about this is because, unlike most of the people who are worked up about it, I&#8217;ve watched quite a bit of Sesame Street over the last year or two. And, as I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve said before in this Tohu Bohu, the show stinks. I&#8217;m not terribly concerned about one new way for it to stink. In addition, I&#8217;m aware, as somehow nobody else seems to be, that Cookie Monster dressed up as Run DMC twenty years ago to rap about &#8220;Healthy Food&#8221; (Boy, it taste so good\/Me one healthy dude\/'Cause me eat healthy food\/Me love it boiled or stewed\/Me love it whole or chewed\/You'd feel just great if you'd\/Eat some healthy food!). Cookie Monster is not going to change. Relax.\n<p>More to the point, many of the things I&#8217;ve seen about it, from PvP to , seem to think it&#8217;s absolutely appalling that Political Correctness has invaded the sacred precincts of Sesame Street. Think about it; they&#8217;re angry that children&#8217;s television is attempting to show good examples. Oh, the horror! Look, this isn&#8217;t something controversial, like that Buster business; they are saying that cookies are not a staple of a nutritious diet. They will also be saying that it&#8217;s nice to share, that people are different from one another (and that makes the world interesting and fun), and that six comes after five. It ain&#8217;t all art.\n<p>Well, with nobody famous on a feeding tube just now, I suppose we all need something shiny to be outraged by, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/Iraq\/Story\/0,2763,1456259,00.html\">otherwise<\/a> ... hey, look over <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hellomagazine.com\/specials\/charlesandcamilla\/weddingday.html\">there<\/a>!\n\n<p><I>chazak, chazak, v&#8217;nitchazek<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your Humble Blogger has, as usual, arrived late at the hoo-hah. I refer to the hoo-hah over Sesame Street\u2019s emphasis on healthy eating, and in particular over Cookie Monster\u2019s new song of moderation, \u201cA Cookie is a Sometime Thing\u201d. Stories&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2772"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17375,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772\/revisions\/17375"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}