{"id":2828,"date":"2005-05-08T12:41:26","date_gmt":"2005-05-08T16:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2005\/05\/08\/2828.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:50:02","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:50:02","slug":"money-and-other-nonsense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2005\/05\/08\/money-and-other-nonsense\/","title":{"rendered":"Money and other nonsense"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Your Humble Blogger is tempted to discourse about the role of money in the nonsense poems of Edward Lear. Well, and really I just happened to notice that it seems odd how frequently money changes hands. Everybody knows that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nonsenselit.org\/Lear\/ns\/pussy.html\">The Owl and the Pussycat<\/a> brought plenty of money with them, and bought (for one shilling) a wedding ring. \n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nonsenselit.org\/Lear\/ns\/jumblies.html\">The Jumblies<\/a>, however, make no mention of bringing money with them, but the most marvelous part of the poem (in my opinion, and I think that of my Perfect Non-Reader, who for the moment has taken this one as her favorite) is the shopping list:\n<blockquote>They sailed to the Western Sea, they did,\n<br>To a land all covered with trees,\n<br>And they bought an Owl, and a useful Cart,\n<br>And a pound of Rice, and a Cranberry Tart,\n<br>And a hive of silvery Bees.\n<br>And they bought a Pig, and some green Jack-daws,\n<br>And a lovely Monkey with lollipop paws,\n<br>And forty bottles of Ring-Bo-Ree,\n<br>And no end of Stilton Cheese.<\/blockquote>\n<p>There are other transactions, some of them not directly involving money. In <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nonsenselit.org\/Lear\/ll\/pelican.html\">The Pelican Chorus<\/a>, the King of the Cranes wins the heart of the Pelican King&#8217;s daughter &#8220;with a Crocodile's egg and a large fish-tart.&#8221; In <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nonsenselit.org\/Lear\/ll\/ybb.html\">The Courtship of the Yonghy-Bonghy-B\ufffd<\/a>, there is some odd stuff involving a jug (without a handle) and some Dorking fowls, and one of the little fellow&#8217;s enticements is how cheap prawns are in his neck of the woods. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nonsenselit.org\/Lear\/ns\/table.html\">The Table and the Chair<\/a> lost their way on their jaunt, and &#8220;paid a Ducky-quack, \/ And a Beetle, and a Mouse&#8221; to guide them home, a service transaction. And it&#8217;s not clear to me if <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nonsenselit.org\/Lear\/ll\/tob.html\">The Two Old Bachelors<\/a> are destitute or not: they have no food, and have to borrow onions.\n<p>On the other hand, there are lots of places where money might be expected to come in and doesn&#8217;t. Mr. Lear doesn&#8217;t detail the cost of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nonsenselit.org\/Lear\/ll\/vestments.html\">The New Vestments<\/a>, nor is there any mention of the rent for space on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nonsenselit.org\/Lear\/ll\/quangle.html\">The Quangle Wangle's Hat<\/a>. Persuasion, rather than transaction, is the basis of the relationship between <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nonsenselit.org\/Lear\/ns\/kangaroo.html\">The Duck and the Kangaroo<\/a>. So, really, the pattern I thought I saw was an illusion caused by my favorites happen to be the ones that have actual purchases.\n<p>The interesting thing, then, is that Mr. Lear&#8217;s stuff stood out as having money and transactions. I think, on reflection, that very few of the children&#8217;s books I have been reading have any reference to money at all. Dr. Seuss appears to avoid it. The Once-ler does charge for his story, and Horton is sold to the circus, which then charges ten cents a peek. Those are the only two I can think of, off the top of my head, which implies to me that there really aren&#8217;t very many money references. Let&#8217;s see ... <a href=\"http:\/\/prose.web.wesleyan.edu\/Babar\/characters.htm\">Babar<\/a>&#8217;s Old Lady pays for everything (and let&#8217;s not get into <I>that<\/I> relationship). The old stories, of course, often have money or transactions, from magic beans for a cow to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fln.vcu.edu\/grimm\/bremereng.html\">Bremen Town Musicians<\/a> stealing from robbers. But I think that money shows up in children&#8217;s books so rarely these days that it seemed unusually frequent in Mr. Lear&#8217;s stuff.\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what I think about that. On one hand, there&#8217;s isn&#8217;t any place for money in, say, <I>Good Night, Moon<\/I> or <I>The Very Hungry Caterpillar<\/I>. On the other hand, it wouldn&#8217;t have seemed altogether odd in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamstertours.com\/\">Ten Minutes till Bedtime<\/a> or, um, I&#8217;ll think of another in a minute. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.simonsays.com\/content\/index.cfm?sid=799\">Olivia<\/a>? And I don&#8217;t know all of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harperchildrens.com\/hch\/characters\/littlebear\/\">Little Bear<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.harperchildrens.com\/catalog\/book_xml.asp?isbn=0064440206\">Frog and Toad<\/a> or <a href=\"http:\/\/penguinputnam.com\/nf\/Book\/BookDisplay\/0,,0_0140365494,00.html\">Oliver the Pig<\/a> series well enough to know if money shows up, but I can&#8217;t remember it, if it does. And, you know, I would probably feel awkward if there were a lot of shopping in my Perfect Non-Reader&#8217;s books. On the other hand, Kids These Days are, in fact, growing up with a little pelf in their pockets, not to mention the ads all around them and the shopping they do with their parents. And, of course, the fact that a fair amount of books are about buying things, but only in the sense that they are advertisements themselves. And, you know, they play store. They aren&#8217;t staying in some sort of blissful ignorance about money, at least not for long.\n<p>There are certainly some aspects of adult life that I&#8217;d prefer be handled discreetly in kiddie lit. There are limits to how much we should encourage the interest in playing grown-up. On the other hand, since kids <I>do<\/I> play grown-up, it&#8217;s not necessarily a good idea to stick their heads in the sand.\n<p><I>chazak, chazak, v&#8217;nitchazek<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your Humble Blogger is tempted to discourse about the role of money in the nonsense poems of Edward Lear. 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