{"id":2887,"date":"2005-05-27T14:55:48","date_gmt":"2005-05-27T18:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2005\/05\/27\/2887.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:50:04","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:50:04","slug":"book-report-five-children-and","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2005\/05\/27\/book-report-five-children-and\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Report: Five Children and It"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Your Humble Blogger has been reading children&#8217;s books lately. Well, and that&#8217;s not really a surprise, as even though my Perfect Non-Reader has taken to Reading, she still lets the old man read her a book now and then. No, but I&#8217;ve been picking my own children&#8217;s books, and reading them myself, so there.\n<p>I&#8217;m sure I read <a href=\"http:\/\/www.indiana.edu\/~letrs\/vwwp\/nesbit\/fivechil.html\">Five Children and It<\/a> when I was a child myself, as I was dead keen on E. Nesbit and read all of her stuff I could get my hands on. One of the things I loved about Ms. Nesbit&#8217;s style was that it always seemed as if she were telling me a story. That is, the story wasn&#8217;t just something that happened to be in a book, but an actual story that an actual grown-up sat down to tell me, albeit by writing it in a book. I&#8217;m still a sucker for that; it&#8217;s why I prefer <I>The Hobbit<\/I> to <I>The Lord of the Rings<\/I>. Anyway, it&#8217;s great stuff.\n<p>Not, you understand, that I think any Gentle Reader would necessarily like it. If you aren&#8217;t a mad anglophile, this book probably isn&#8217;t for you. It&#8217;s not just the children pooling their money and finding they have only four-and-six. It&#8217;s not just the Eton collars and the Norfolk suit with nine pockets. It&#8217;s not just that things are either beastly or ripping. It&#8217;s not just the dreadful dialect spelling. It&#8217;s the whole nature of the thing, the whole, well, Englishness of it all. The whole tea-time fair-play poor-family-making-do-with-only-two-servants-and-Cook not-too-dusty-chap Cyril and Anthea Englishness of it. Now, I glory in that, myself, but I couldn&#8217;t blame a fellow for feeling it wasn&#8217;t quite on, if you see what I mean.\n<p><I>chazak, chazak, v&#8217;nitchazek<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Your Humble Blogger has been reading children\u2019s books lately. Well, and that\u2019s not really a surprise, as even though my Perfect Non-Reader has taken to Reading, she still lets the old man read her a book now and then. No,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[194],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-book-report"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2887"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2887\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17425,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2887\/revisions\/17425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}