{"id":2940,"date":"2005-06-18T09:08:47","date_gmt":"2005-06-18T13:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2005\/06\/18\/2940.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:50:06","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:50:06","slug":"ruining-it-for-everyone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2005\/06\/18\/ruining-it-for-everyone\/","title":{"rendered":"Ruining It for Everyone"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>You know those little things that stick in your mind that totally destroy stories? Like how the hell anybody knows what Charles Foster Kane&#8217;s last word was anyway, what with him dying, you know, alone? Well, it was just pointed out to me that the icing goes on the Gingerbread Man <I>after<\/I> baking. Either the Gingerbread Man lay very still while the old man and the old woman decorated him, or he just doesn&#8217;t have eyes and a mouth and the snazzy little buttons on the front.\n<p>That&#8217;s it. The story is ruined for me.\n<p><I>chazak, chazak, v&#8217;nitchazek<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know those little things that stick in your mind that totally destroy stories? Like how the hell anybody knows what Charles Foster Kane\u2019s last word was anyway, what with him dying, you know, alone? Well, it was just pointed&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2940","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2940","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2940"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2940\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17449,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2940\/revisions\/17449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2940"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2940"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2940"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}