{"id":3150,"date":"2005-09-19T09:46:38","date_gmt":"2005-09-19T13:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/vardibidian\/2005\/09\/19\/3150.html"},"modified":"2018-03-12T16:53:06","modified_gmt":"2018-03-12T21:53:06","slug":"rinse-ye-scurvy-poltroons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/2005\/09\/19\/rinse-ye-scurvy-poltroons\/","title":{"rendered":"Rinse, ye scurvy poltroons!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The flossings will continue until hygiene improves: it's <a href=\"http:\/\/www.talklikeapirate.com\/piratehome.html\">Talk Like a Pirate Dentist Day<\/a> again.\n<p>Wider, ye lily-livered land-lubber, wider!\n<p><I>chazak, chazak, v&#8217;nitchazek<\/I>,<br>-Vardibidian.\n<p>Post Script: Arrr, and PZ &#8220;Hawk of Damnation&#8221; Myers over at Pharyngula, sorry, Pharrrrryngula, is automating his pirattitude, which rounds up the block-quotes as well. Thus, <a href=\"http:\/\/pharyngula.org\/index\/weblog\/comments\/dawkins_explains_evolution\/\">from Richard &#8220;One-Leg&#8221; Dawkins in the <I>New Scientist<\/I><\/a>: &#8220;The world is divided into thin's that look designed (like birds and airliners) and thin's that dern't (rocks and mountains), and a bottle of rum!&#8221; As the scurvy software starts again when ye load the blasted page, ye may see different piratification, me beauties. The piratified comments are vastly improved as well, with a chest full of booty.\n<br>-V.\n<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The flossings will continue until hygiene improves: it&#8217;s Talk Like a Pirate Dentist Day again. Wider, ye lily-livered land-lubber, wider! chazak, chazak, v\u2019nitchazek,-Vardibidian. Post Script: Arrr, and PZ \u201cHawk of Damnation\u201d Myers over at Pharyngula, sorry, Pharrrrryngula, is automating his&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[201],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-navel-gazing"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17534,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3150\/revisions\/17534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/vardibidian\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}