{"id":17413,"date":"2018-04-30T05:55:49","date_gmt":"2018-04-30T12:55:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?page_id=17413"},"modified":"2018-04-30T05:55:49","modified_gmt":"2018-04-30T12:55:49","slug":"puns-from-facebook","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/puns-from-facebook\/","title":{"rendered":"Puns from Facebook"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Every now and then, I come up with a pun that I like, and I post it to Facebook. Here\u2019s a collection of some of those posts. In some cases, I recommend clicking through to the Facebook posts (which are all publicly visible, even if you don\u2019t have a FB account) to see other people\u2019s entertaining comments.<\/p>\r\n<p>I\u2019ll add to this page over time, which is why I\u2019m making it a page rather than a post.<\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n  <li>Power strips. And absolute power strips absolutely. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jed.hartman\/posts\/73466472449\">Facebook post<\/a>) (27 April 2009)<\/li>\r\n  <li>People are always talking about the feral government. I say we should domesticate it! (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jed.hartman\/posts\/10203610364679614\">Facebook post<\/a>) (18 April 2014)<\/li>\r\n  <li>The sign said \u201cYou must be this high to ride this ride.\u201d So I smoked another joint. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jed.hartman\/posts\/10203662309858211\">Facebook post<\/a>) (24 April 2014)<\/li>\r\n  <li>Saw a guy with a great little red hat. Asked him where he got it; he pulled a small device out of his pocket and showed it to me. It had a bunch of little hats compressed inside it. He said he didn't need the device any more, so he gave it to me. And that\u2019s how I got my very own fez dispenser. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jed.hartman\/posts\/10206499139537180\">Facebook post<\/a>) (27 April 2015)<\/li>\r\n  <li>Got an invitation to the Monsters\u2019 Ball. It\u2019s a formal event\u2014white tie and scales. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jed.hartman\/posts\/10206509886525848\">Facebook post<\/a>) (28 April 2015)<\/li>\r\n  <li>What\u2019s all this fuss I keep hearing about a turbot ax? Why would you need an ax to cut up a fish? Wouldn\u2019t a simple knife do just as well? (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jed.hartman\/posts\/10209264430747732\">Facebook post<\/a>) (15 April 2016)<\/li>\r\n  <li>And then there\u2019s that Indian restaurant where they play Beatles songs while you wait for your take-out food. Their specialty is paper-bag raita. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jed.hartman\/posts\/10212748488887008\">Facebook post<\/a>) (19 April 2017)<\/li>\r\n  <li>She raised a flagon containing 6.022 x 10^23 molecules of alcohol, and called out, \u201cTo your health!\u201d\r\n\u2026and that was the origin of the Avogadro toast. (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jed.hartman\/posts\/10216096064934317\">Facebook post<\/a>) (19 April 2018)<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-17413","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/17413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17413"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/17413\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17414,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/17413\/revisions\/17414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}