{"id":2576,"date":"1997-05-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1997-05-05T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1997\/05\/05\/riddles-answers\/"},"modified":"2018-01-14T15:01:40","modified_gmt":"2018-01-14T23:01:40","slug":"riddles-answers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/answers\/riddles-answers\/","title":{"rendered":"r: Say What I Mean (Answers)"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<dl>\r\n<dt>Q: What goes up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?<\/dt>\r\n<dd>A: An umbrella.<\/dd>\r\n<dt>Q: What did the Frankenstein monster do when the MC said to give the little girl a great big hand?<\/dt>\r\n<dd>A: He gave the little girl a great big hand.<\/dd>\r\n<dt>Q: What's green and flies?<\/dt>\r\n<dd>A: Superpickle.<\/dd>\r\n<dt>Q: What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?<\/dt>\r\n<dd>A: One is a large aquatic mammal; the other is a small electrical appliance.<\/dd>\r\n<dt>Q: What's brown, lives in a tree, and is extremely dangerous?<\/dt>\r\n<dd>A: A squirrel with a submachine gun.<\/dd>\r\n<dt>I heard of an invading, vanquishing army...<\/dt>\r\n<dd>Answer: rain.<\/dd>\r\n<dt>I saw a strange creature:...<\/dt>\r\n<dd>Answer: a train.<\/dd>\r\n<\/dl>\r\n<hr \/>\r\n<p><a href=\"\/words\/1997\/05\/04\/riddles\/\">Back to column r<\/a>.<\/p>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":3109,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2576","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2576"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3174,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2576\/revisions\/3174"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}