{"id":2590,"date":"1997-06-23T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1997-06-23T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/1997\/06\/23\/yet-answers\/"},"modified":"2018-01-14T15:01:59","modified_gmt":"2018-01-14T23:01:59","slug":"yet-answers","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/answers\/yet-answers\/","title":{"rendered":"y: Secret Yets (Answers)"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Original pun versions:<\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n  <li id=\"yet\">Where he made his liquor is a secret still.<\/li>\r\n<pre class=\"whitespace\">\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\r\n  <li id=\"air\">Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but there's no atmosphere.<\/li>\r\n<pre class=\"whitespace\">\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\r\n  <li id=\"give\">What did the Zen student say to the hot-dog vendor? Make me one with everything.<\/li>\r\n<pre class=\"whitespace\">\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\r\n  <li id=\"earned\">The printing press in the basement was how he made his money.<\/li>\r\n<pre class=\"whitespace\">\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\r\n  <li id=\"turn\">Two hunters went to the woods, but they saw a sign that said \"Bear left,\" so they went home.<\/li>\r\n<pre class=\"whitespace\">\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\r\n  <li id=\"excuse\">Nixon bumps into Ford in a hallway and says, \"Pardon me.\" Ford says, \"I already did.\"<\/li>\r\n<pre class=\"whitespace\">\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\r\n  <li id=\"roof\">Why did the [insert ethnic slur] bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house.<\/li>\r\n<pre class=\"whitespace\">\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\r\n  <li id=\"hose\">What did the Latino firefighter name his two sons? Hose A (Jos\u00e9) and Hose B.<\/li>\r\n<pre class=\"whitespace\">\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n<\/pre>\r\n  <li id=\"banana\">Make like a tree and leave. or: Make like a banana and split.<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n<hr \/>\r\n<p><a href=\"\/words\/1997\/06\/22\/yet\/\">Back to column y<\/a>.<\/p>\r\n\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"parent":3109,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2590","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2590","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2590"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2590\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3203,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2590\/revisions\/3203"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2590"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}