{"id":11756,"date":"2008-12-29T13:01:20","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T21:01:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2008\/12\/29\/cute-tees.html"},"modified":"2008-12-29T13:01:20","modified_gmt":"2008-12-29T21:01:20","slug":"cute-tees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2008\/12\/29\/cute-tees\/","title":{"rendered":"Cute tees"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Happened across the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/\">BustedTees<\/a> T-shirt company the other day. (Run by the CollegeHumor.com people.) Most of the T-shirt companies I see have a bunch of crass, obnoxious, racist, sexist, and generally nasty shirt slogans; this one has its share of unfortunate shirts, but there are also several I found entertaining, and some surprisingly geeky ones (in a good way).<\/p>\n<p>Most of these are not shirts I would wear (so don't get 'em for me), and some of them seem to me more suited to a greeting card or one-panel comic strip than a T-shirt, but still.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some I was amused by:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/iheartaccuracy\">I [heart] Accuracy<\/a>, for the casually dressed med student\/pedant in your life.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/ifootmadlibs\">I [foot] Madlibs<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/iheartheartheartpolygamy\">I &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 Polygamy<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/godsvolcano\">God's Volcano Project<\/a>, for science fair participants.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/vivalaevolucion\">Viva la Evoluci&oacute;n<\/a>!<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/vivalarevolution\">Viva la [Dance Dance] Revolution<\/a><\/li>\n<li>The word <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/greece\">Greece<\/a>, with a British flag over it. It's possible this is some kind of political statement, in which case never mind; I was just amused by the surreal juxtaposition.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/cincodemayo\">Cinco de Mayo<\/a>, for whitebread Spanish speakers.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/fauxpaw\">Faux Paw<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Picture of a flower lei, with this caption: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/hawaii\">I went to Hawaii and I got sex<\/a>. It's a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/logos\/words\/lower\/y.html\">Secret Yet<\/a>!<\/li>\n<li>The word <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/soccer\">Soccer<\/a>, with a picture of an American football over it. I'm not quite sure how to classify this; it's sort of a roundabout not-quite-pun, kind of like a double Secret Yet.<\/li>\n<li>A horse playing a basketball game called <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/huma\">HUMAN<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bustedtees.com\/hugsanddrugs\">Hugs AND Drugs<\/a>. As the description line puts it, \"Why choose one or the other, when you can have both?!\"<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happened across the BustedTees T-shirt company the other day. (Run by the CollegeHumor.com people.) Most of the T-shirt companies I see have a bunch of crass, obnoxious, racist, sexist, and&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11756","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-puns"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11756","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11756"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11756\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11756"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11756"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11756"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}