{"id":11836,"date":"2009-01-28T11:21:39","date_gmt":"2009-01-28T19:21:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2009\/01\/28\/news-mondegreen.html"},"modified":"2009-01-28T11:21:39","modified_gmt":"2009-01-28T19:21:39","slug":"news-mondegreen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2009\/01\/28\/news-mondegreen\/","title":{"rendered":"News Mondegreen"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Was half-listening to NPR news this morning, and thought I heard a reporter say that something was intended to \"shore up the Gaza sea-spire.\"<\/p>\n<p>I thought to myself, \"Neat--I don't know why Gaza would have a sea-spire, but it sounds cool, whatever it is.\"<\/p>\n<p>And then I realized that of course what they were discussing was actually the Gaza cease-fire.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was half-listening to NPR news this morning, and thought I heard a reporter say that something was intended to &#8220;shore up the Gaza sea-spire.&#8221; I thought to myself, &#8220;Neat&#8211;I don&#8217;t&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-mondegreens-mishearings"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11836"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11836\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}