{"id":11918,"date":"2009-03-03T01:12:03","date_gmt":"2009-03-03T09:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2009\/03\/03\/latest-spam-subject-lines.html"},"modified":"2009-03-03T01:12:03","modified_gmt":"2009-03-03T09:12:03","slug":"latest-spam-subject-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2009\/03\/03\/latest-spam-subject-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Latest spam subject lines"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>My favorite spam subject lines of the day:<\/p>\n<p>First:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>the social networking site no one else knows about<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Now I want to generalize that to a sort of a game: take a positive attribute that one might use to praise one thing, come up with a different thing that turns that attribute negative. \"shimmering vermilion milk,\" say, or \"waterproof breakfast cereal.\"<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, the other spam subject line of the day, in a totally different vein:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Women will be your resigned slaves<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Somehow I think \"resigned\" isn't really the word they had in mind, but I'm amused by the image. I'm thinking of a harem full of women sitting around, bored, rolling their eyes at every command given them by the hapless slave master. \"~Yes, 'master'~,\" they say sarcastically. \"I suppose I'll wash your feet. If I must. Sigh.\"<\/p>\n<p>The interior of that one was funny, too:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Your woman will be shocked by your fang's astonishing progress.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Go, fang!<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My favorite spam subject lines of the day: First: the social networking site no one else knows about Now I want to generalize that to a sort of a game:&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,41,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-games","category-spam"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}