{"id":12042,"date":"2009-04-22T20:37:44","date_gmt":"2009-04-23T03:37:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2009\/04\/22\/walking-into-a-bar.html"},"modified":"2009-04-22T20:37:44","modified_gmt":"2009-04-23T03:37:44","slug":"walking-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2009\/04\/22\/walking-into-a-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Walking into a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Someone recently pointed me to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.funny2.com\/bar.htm\">A Guy Goes into a Bar<\/a>, a list of guy-walks-into-bar jokes. I figured they would probably be mostly dumb, but it turns out there are several clever puns, including a couple that I had to read a couple of times before I got (but that then made me laugh).<\/p>\n<p>Some of my favorites from that page, considering only the ones I hadn't heard before:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A default Sans Serif font walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"We don't serve your type here!\"<\/li>\n<li>A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says, \"Do you want to play a game? See those two rib-eyes nailed to the ceiling? You get to throw one dart. If you hit one, you get to take them home and I'll give you a free drink.\" The man says, \"No thanks, the steaks are too high.\"<\/li>\n<li>A guy walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. \"What do you call that?\", asks the bartender. \"I call him Tiny, because he's my newt!\"<\/li>\n<li>Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, \"Olive or twist?\"<\/li>\n<li>A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, \"You can come in, but don't start anything!\"<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone recently pointed me to A Guy Goes into a Bar, a list of guy-walks-into-bar jokes. I figured they would probably be mostly dumb, but it turns out there are&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,50],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}