{"id":12072,"date":"2009-05-02T18:38:58","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T01:38:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2009\/05\/02\/house-rules-part-4.html"},"modified":"2009-05-02T18:38:58","modified_gmt":"2009-05-03T01:38:58","slug":"house-rules-part-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2009\/05\/02\/house-rules-part-4\/","title":{"rendered":"House rules, part 4"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I've previously posted various fortune-cookie fortunes that I find entertaining when you add \".&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;in bed\" to the end:<\/p>\n<ul>\n  <li>Column HHH: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/logos\/words\/upper3\/HHHan.html\">House Rules<\/a><\/li>\n  <li>Blog entry: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2003\/04\/15\/1071.html\">House rules<\/a><\/li>\n  <li>Blog entry: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/jed\/2003\/11\/23\/1575.html\">Spam, fortunes, and dust<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>While cleaning my room this past week, I came across a bunch more than I've collected in recent years. (For two-sentence fortunes, usually insert \"in bed\" at the end of the first sentence.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Care and attention to the key relationships in your life will pay off.<\/li>\n<li>Concentration leads to success.<\/li>\n<li>Contentment is just around the corner for you.<\/li>\n<li>Do something unusual tomorrow.<\/li>\n<li>Don't be so critical and overly concerned about details.<\/li>\n<li>Flowers would brighten the day of your close friend tomorrow.<\/li>\n<li>A friend or partner will be giving you needed information. Listen!<\/li>\n<li>Friends long absent are coming back to you.<\/li>\n<li>If a true sense of value is to be yours it must come through service.<\/li>\n<li>Investigate new possibilities with friends. Now is the time!<\/li>\n<li>It's kind of fun to do the impossible.<\/li>\n<li>Learn to listen, not hear.<\/li>\n<li>No obstacles will stand in the way of your success this month.<\/li>\n<li>Now is the time to call loved ones at a distance. Share your news.<\/li>\n<li>The philosophy of one century is the common sense of the next.<\/li>\n<li>Simplicity of character is the natural result of profound thought.<\/li>\n<li>Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.<\/li>\n<li>Try something new and different. You will like the results.<\/li>\n<li>The world is always ready to receive talent with open arms.<\/li>\n<li>You are thorough and very organized.<\/li>\n<li>You will be happily surprised by a long time friend.<\/li>\n<li>You will be selected for a promotion because of your accomplishments.<\/li>\n<li>You will be showered with good luck before your next birthday. (A separate fortunate was less specific about time: it just said \"You will be showered with good luck.\")<\/li>\n<li>You will enjoy razor-sharp spiritual vision today.<\/li>\n<li>You will stumble into the happiness of your life.<\/li>\n<li>Your hard work is about to pay off.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And my favorite from this batch:<\/p>\n<p>Put the data you have uncovered to beneficial use.<\/p>\n<p>(I've now collected all the fortunes from all the abovelinked pages, as well as these new ones, in a new page: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/fortunes.html\">Fortunes collection<\/a>.)<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve previously posted various fortune-cookie fortunes that I find entertaining when you add &#8220;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;.&nbsp;in bed&#8221; to the end: Column HHH: House Rules Blog entry: House rules Blog entry: Spam, fortunes,&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-games"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12072"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12072\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}