{"id":12314,"date":"2009-08-14T00:57:53","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T07:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2009\/08\/14\/monkey-misreading.html"},"modified":"2009-08-14T00:57:53","modified_gmt":"2009-08-14T07:57:53","slug":"monkey-misreading","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2009\/08\/14\/monkey-misreading\/","title":{"rendered":"monkey misreading"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Just saw a spam subject line that said:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>MONEY OR LOVE? WHY NOT BOTH?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Only at first glance I misread the first word, so I thought it said:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>MONKEY OR LOVE? WHY NOT BOTH?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just saw a spam subject line that said: MONEY OR LOVE? WHY NOT BOTH? Only at first glance I misread the first word, so I thought it said: MONKEY OR&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,55,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-misreading","category-spam"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}