{"id":12412,"date":"2009-09-27T09:01:23","date_gmt":"2009-09-27T16:01:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2009\/09\/27\/it-never-calls-it-never-writes.html"},"modified":"2009-09-27T09:01:23","modified_gmt":"2009-09-27T16:01:23","slug":"it-never-calls-it-never-writes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2009\/09\/27\/it-never-calls-it-never-writes\/","title":{"rendered":"It never calls, it never writes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Headline today on the BBC website:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/news.bbc.co.uk\/2\/hi\/uk_news\/england\/west_midlands\/8277503.stm\">Pope could make Birmingham visit<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Birmingham hasn't visited in months, and I was beginning to think it never would. So I'm pleased to see that the Pope has the ability to force it to visit. I only hope he chooses to exercise that ability.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headline today on the BBC website: Pope could make Birmingham visit Birmingham hasn&#8217;t visited in months, and I was beginning to think it never would. So I&#8217;m pleased to see&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-headlines"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12412\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}