{"id":13315,"date":"2010-09-29T21:27:21","date_gmt":"2010-09-30T04:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2010\/09\/29\/4g-phones.html"},"modified":"2010-09-29T21:27:21","modified_gmt":"2010-09-30T04:27:21","slug":"4g-phones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2010\/09\/29\/4g-phones\/","title":{"rendered":"4G phones"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I heard a TV commercial the other day that I thought referred to &ldquo;the first orgy phone.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Turns out I misheard; it was really a 4G phone.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, well.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heard a TV commercial the other day that I thought referred to &ldquo;the first orgy phone.&rdquo; Turns out I misheard; it was really a 4G phone. Oh, well&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mondegreens-mishearings"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13315"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13315\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}