{"id":13912,"date":"2011-11-22T21:19:10","date_gmt":"2011-11-23T05:19:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2011\/11\/22\/emotive-conjugations.html"},"modified":"2011-11-22T21:19:10","modified_gmt":"2011-11-23T05:19:10","slug":"emotive-conjugations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2011\/11\/22\/emotive-conjugations\/","title":{"rendered":"Emotive conjugations"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In 1948, Bertrand Russell, on a radio program called <cite><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Brains_Trust\">The Brains Trust<\/a><\/cite>, gave a joke example of an irregular verb conjugation:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I am firm; you are obstinate; he is a pig-headed fool.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Apparently Russell referred to this construction as an <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Emotive_conjugation\">emotive conjugation<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Here are a few more examples; I believe these are from a <cite>New Statesman<\/cite> competition to come up with other emotive conjugations, but Wikipedia (incorrectly, I think) attributes the first two of them to Russell:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I am righteously indignant; you are annoyed; he is making a fuss over nothing.<\/p>\n<p>I have reconsidered the matter; you have changed your mind; he has gone back on his word.<\/p>\n<p>I am sparkling; you are unusually talkative; he is drunk.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>An <a href=\"http:\/\/grammar.about.com\/b\/2008\/05\/26\/im-firm-youre-obstinate.htm\">about.com article<\/a> from 2008 lists more entries from that competition.<\/p>\n<p>I was thinking about this kind of thing the other day when a friend said something about me (to me) that put a positive spin on two less-flattering things others have said about (and to) me this year. So I combined the three into a conjugation:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I know my own mind; you like things to be just so; they have to have everything their way.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A few more pages with examples:<\/p>\n<ul>\n  <li>Ben Schott ran a <a href=\"http:\/\/schott.blogs.nytimes.com\/2010\/11\/05\/weekend-competition-emotive-conjugations\/\">Weekend Competition about emotive conjugations<\/a> in 2010.<\/li>\n  <li><cite>Time<\/cite> published some of the <cite>New Statesman<\/cite> winners in 1948, but the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/magazine\/article\/0,9171,798803,00.html\">article<\/a> (in their online archive) is available only to subscribers.<\/li>\n  <li>Craig Brown ran a couple of lists in a <cite>Telegraph<\/cite> column in 2004: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/comment\/columnists\/craigbrown\/3608529\/Way-of-the-world.html\">1<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/comment\/columnists\/craigbrown\/3609288\/Way-of-the-World.html\">2<\/a><\/li>\n  <li>Richard Lederer ran a <a href=\"http:\/\/news.google.com\/newspapers?nid=2209&amp;dat=19890808&amp;id=BfYlAAAAIBAJ&amp;sjid=R_wFAAAAIBAJ&amp;pg=2063,1866896\">contest<\/a> in the <cite>Telegraph<\/cite> in 1969; he received 2000 entries, and published a few of his favorites.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>I invite y'all to post conjugations of your own (or your favorites from other people's lists) in comments here. (They don't have to actually be about you, of course.)<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In 1948, Bertrand Russell, on a radio program called The Brains Trust, gave a joke example of an irregular verb conjugation: I am firm; you are obstinate; he is a&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}