{"id":14708,"date":"2013-10-18T12:19:40","date_gmt":"2013-10-18T19:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2013\/10\/18\/some-puns.html"},"modified":"2013-10-18T12:19:40","modified_gmt":"2013-10-18T19:19:40","slug":"some-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2013\/10\/18\/some-puns\/","title":{"rendered":"Some puns"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Uncle Dobe passed along a list of puns, many of which (to my surprise) I hadn't seen before, and some of which made me laugh out loud. Here's an abridged version of the list:<\/p>\n<ul>\n  <li>I tried to catch some fog. I mist.<\/li>\n  <li>When chemists die, they barium.<\/li>\n  <li>I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.<\/li>\n  <li>I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.<\/li>\n  <li>This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.<\/li>\n  <li>I'm reading a book about antigravity. I can't put it down.<\/li>\n  <li>I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.<\/li>\n  <li>The letter from the blood bank told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.<\/li>\n  <li>Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory&mdash;I hope there's no pop quiz.<\/li>\n  <li>The Energizer bunny has been arrested and charged with battery.<\/li>\n  <li>The old man didn't like his beard at first. Then it grew on him.<\/li>\n  <li>What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.<\/li>\n  <li>I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.<\/li>\n  <li>All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. Police have nothing to go on.<\/li>\n  <li>Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.<\/li>\n  <li>I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Heh&mdash;some of these would make good <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/logos\/words\/lower\/y.html\">secret yets<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uncle Dobe passed along a list of puns, many of which (to my surprise) I hadn&#8217;t seen before, and some of which made me laugh out loud. Here&#8217;s an abridged&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,50,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-jokes","category-puns"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}