{"id":14763,"date":"2013-11-24T12:43:20","date_gmt":"2013-11-24T20:43:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/journals\/neology\/2013\/11\/24\/death-metal-english.html"},"modified":"2013-11-24T12:43:20","modified_gmt":"2013-11-24T20:43:20","slug":"death-metal-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2013\/11\/24\/death-metal-english\/","title":{"rendered":"Death Metal English"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>The editor of the heavy metal website Invisible Oranges provides a guide to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.invisibleoranges.com\/2013\/11\/death-metal-english\/\">Death Metal English<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of sample translations from the article:<\/p>\n<dl>\n  <dt>Normal English: &ldquo;Commuting to work&rdquo;<\/dt>\n  <dd>Death Metal English: &ldquo;TRANSPORTATION OF THE WAGEBOUND UNTO THE NEXUS OF PERPETUAL QUOTIDIAN ENSLAVEMENT&rdquo;<\/dd>\n  <dt>Normal English: &ldquo;Thanks for explaining the train schedule&rdquo;<\/dt>\n  <dd>Death Metal English: &ldquo;PROFFERING GRATITUDE UPON THE CHRONOCRATION OF THE JUGGERNAUTS OF RETICULATED METALS AND FIRE&rdquo;<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The editor of the heavy metal website Invisible Oranges provides a guide to Death Metal English. A couple of sample translations from the article: Normal English: &ldquo;Commuting to work&rdquo; Death&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14763","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-lyrics"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14763","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14763"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14763\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14763"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14763"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14763"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}