{"id":16831,"date":"2018-01-27T15:55:36","date_gmt":"2018-01-27T23:55:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=16831"},"modified":"2018-01-21T16:04:20","modified_gmt":"2018-01-22T00:04:20","slug":"pants-revisited","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2018\/01\/27\/pants-revisited\/","title":{"rendered":"Pants revisited"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>(This post is more or less NSFW.)<\/p>\r\n<p>Back in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2000\/04\/23\/iiinnuendo\/\">column III<\/a> (which includes some NSFW material), I wrote about a game in which you replace words from <cite>Star Wars<\/cite> quotations with the word <i>pants<\/i>.<\/p>\r\n<p>Years later, I came across a list of the <a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20101205110121\/http:\/\/www.keepersoflists.org:80\/index.php?lid=1906\">Top 278 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With \u201cPants\u201d<\/a>. It\u2019s no longer available on its original site; link is to archive.org.<\/p>\r\n<p>Some items from that list that I particularly enjoyed:<\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n  <li>Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.<\/li>\r\n  <li>You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.<\/li>\r\n  <li>Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants.<\/li>\r\n  <li>I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!<\/li>\r\n  <li>I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.<\/li>\r\n  <li>I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further.<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,4,57,72],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-lists","category-movies","category-quotations"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16831"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16831\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16832,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16831\/revisions\/16832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}