{"id":17237,"date":"2018-03-14T16:20:55","date_gmt":"2018-03-14T23:20:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=17237"},"modified":"2018-03-14T16:20:55","modified_gmt":"2018-03-14T23:20:55","slug":"cargo-space","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2018\/03\/14\/cargo-space\/","title":{"rendered":"Cargo space"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Cute joke:<\/p>\r\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">[first day as car salesman] <br>Customer: Cargo space? <br>Me: Car no do that. Car no fly. <br>Manager: Can I see you in my office?<\/p>&mdash; THE Burger King (@ABurgerADay) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ABurgerADay\/status\/885906693741215744?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">July 14, 2017<\/a><\/blockquote>\r\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>\r\n<p>Not sure if that tweet is the origin of the joke, but it\u2019s the earliest-dated version of it that I\u2019ve found.<\/p>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17237","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-puns"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17237","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17237"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17237\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17238,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17237\/revisions\/17238"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17237"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17237"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17237"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}