{"id":17467,"date":"2018-06-07T12:17:29","date_gmt":"2018-06-07T19:17:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=17467"},"modified":"2018-06-07T12:17:29","modified_gmt":"2018-06-07T19:17:29","slug":"gobshite-or-strumpeth-under-the-majis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2018\/06\/07\/gobshite-or-strumpeth-under-the-majis\/","title":{"rendered":"Gobshite: or, strumpeth under the majis"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>It starts with <i>gobshite<\/i>.\r\n<p>OK, it\u2019s like this. I was attempting to look up the original ending of <cite>Leave it to Psmith<\/cite>, by P.G. Wodehouse, by looking up the scan of the <cite>Saturday Evening Post<\/cite> edition of 24 March 1923, as is a perfectly normal activity that requires no further justification. Although, alas, I failed in that endeavor, as I evidently have access to the full text of items in the <cite>Post<\/cite> up through 1922 and then picking up again only in 1933. Curse it. Fortunately, a friend pointed me to another person who <a href=\"http:\/\/isfjmel-phleg.tumblr.com\/post\/93455085727\/the-saturday-evening-posts-ending-to-leave-it-to\">posted the changed text<\/a>, and I didn\u2019t have to dig up the file I had typed it in, twenty years or so ago. So <i>that<\/i>\u2019s all right.\r\n<p>And, as one would expect, having failed to locate the thing I was looking for, I found myself reading something else, in this case \u201cThe Crime Wave at Blandings\u201d, Mr. Wodehouse\u2019s utterly brilliant short story that sees the return of Mr. Baxter from <cite>Psmith<\/cite>. It\u2019s a wonderful story, really my favorite of his short stories, and I hadn\u2019t read it in ages, so there we are. And there I was on page 6 of the edition of 10 October 1936, reading the reaction of Lord Emsworth\u2019s grandson George to seeing Mr. Baxter for the first time.\r\n<blockquote><p>\u201cLooks a bit of a gobshite,\u201d said George critically.<p>The expression was new to Lord Emsworth, but he recognized it at once as the ideal description of Rupert Baxter.<\/blockquote>\r\n<p>Well, I was gobsmacked. That\u2019s not the word the lad uses in the version I had read. I double-checked our copy of <cite>Lord Emsworth and Others<\/cite>, and there it is:\r\n<blockquote><p>\u201cLooks a bit of a blister,\u201d said George critically. <p>The expression was new to Lord Emsworth, but he recognized it at once as the ideal description of Rupert Baxter.<\/blockquote>\r\n<p>Well. The OED\u2019s first listing of <i>gobshite<\/i> to mean <i>loudmouth<\/i> isn\u2019t until 1946. The earlier use of <I>gobshite<\/i> as US Navy slang for an enlisted seaman does not seem entirely apropos, here, either. And yes, <I>gobshite<\/i> does essentially mean <i>poop-mouth<\/i>, and the word is I believe still considered a mild profanity. Not the sort of thing I expected to find in the pages of the <cite>Saturday Evening Post<\/cite> from 1936.\r\n<p>And perhaps I should stop there and break this next part into another entry, but the other thing that I came across in the <cite>Saturday Evening Post<\/cite> was a note on the back page of the edition of 17 October 1936, just under the notice that P.G. Wodehouse was returning to sully their illustrious pages with his mild profanities and finish \u201cThe Crime Wave at Blandings\u201d, with the subhed <i>STRUMPETH MAJIS<\/i>. In it, <a href=\"https:\/\/clarencebudingtonkelland.com\/\">Clarence Budington Kelland<\/a> explains that the phrase \u201cstrumpeth under the majis\u201d in his story from September 5 of that year was intended to be pure double-talk, or nonsense, or \u201cmerely noises\u201d. So I present the last lines of the story \u201cSpotlight\u201d:\r\n<blockquote><p>\u201cExactly what I was about to say,\u201d said Jeff. \u201cEverybody strumpeth under the majis totally. Oh, very, very majis.\u201d<p>The General glared. He cleared his throat.<p>\u201cMajis, but parsang strumpeth,\u201d he said proudly.<\/blockquote>\r\n<p>So, then: just as somebody else made me happy by typing in the thing I wanted from the <cite>Saturday Evening Post<\/cite>, I hope that somebody in some future time searches the internet for \u201cMajis, but parsang strumpeth\u201d, finds this entry and is, er, entirely satisfied by Mr. Kelland\u2019s total lack of explanation.\r\n<p>Thanks,<br>-Ed.\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two items from the <cite>Saturday Evening Post<\/cite>, Autumn 1936<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[111,83],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-profanity","category-specific-words"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17467"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17468,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17467\/revisions\/17468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}