{"id":17642,"date":"2018-10-13T15:02:05","date_gmt":"2018-10-13T22:02:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=17642"},"modified":"2018-10-13T15:02:05","modified_gmt":"2018-10-13T22:02:05","slug":"on-french","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2018\/10\/13\/on-french\/","title":{"rendered":"On French"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Tumblr user eevielearnsfrench asks for an explanation of French:<\/p>\r\n<div class=\"tumblr-post\" data-href=\"https:\/\/embed.tumblr.com\/embed\/post\/b035SHnhjnGutj8TTLmbdw\/175586618668\" data-did=\"61bacb4bcd614708b35fbb76a06c7e7b0f24d538\"><a href=\"https:\/\/olofahere.tumblr.com\/post\/175586618668\/cheeseanonioncrisps-futurebartallen\">https:\/\/olofahere.tumblr.com\/post\/175586618668\/cheeseanonioncrisps-futurebartallen<\/a><\/div>  <script async src=\"https:\/\/assets.tumblr.com\/post.js\"><\/script>\r\n<p>In another branch of the Tumblr thread, someone added \u201cGargling, but with air.\u201d<\/p>\r\n<p>Reddit users <a href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/funny\/comments\/9mur8w\/excuse_my_french\/\">respond and add suggestions<\/a>. Examples:<\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n  <li>Eating your own tongue with a paired wine. (\u2013popgruys)<\/li>\r\n  <li>Like English but with three and a half fingers in your mouth at all times. (\u2014sharrrp)<\/li>\r\n  <li>The key is to fill yourself with so much indignant resentment that you give up on words partway through saying them. (\u2014Axxalon)<\/li>\r\n  <li>It's like english, but using lossy compression and encryption simultaneously. (\u2014factoid_)<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-languages"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17642"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17642\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17643,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17642\/revisions\/17643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}