{"id":18001,"date":"2019-09-02T10:04:47","date_gmt":"2019-09-02T17:04:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=18001"},"modified":"2019-08-31T22:10:05","modified_gmt":"2019-09-01T05:10:05","slug":"bear-and-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2019\/09\/02\/bear-and-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Bear and bar"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>A bear walks into a bar and says, \u201cI\u2019ll have a beer \u2026\u2026\u2026 and a whiskey.\u201d<\/p>\r\n<p>The bartender says, \u201cWhy the big pause?\u201d<\/p>\r\n<hr width=\"25%\" \/>\r\n<p>I had never heard that before, and I laughed out loud when I ran into it online the other day. Turns out it\u2019s widely enough known that there\u2019s even a <a href=\"https:\/\/uproxx.com\/music\/teenage-bottlerocket-why-the-big-pause-video-premiere-fat-wreck-chords\/2\/\">song<\/a> based on it. But I thought some of y\u2019all might not have heard it.<\/p>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-puns"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18001"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18002,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18001\/revisions\/18002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}