{"id":18026,"date":"2019-09-17T09:52:24","date_gmt":"2019-09-17T16:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=18026"},"modified":"2019-09-15T13:55:40","modified_gmt":"2019-09-15T20:55:40","slug":"bread-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2019\/09\/17\/bread-lies\/","title":{"rendered":"Bread lies"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n

Spam subject line: 5 Dangerous Lies about Bread<\/code><\/p>\r\n

I didn't read the message, but I assume this is what it said:<\/p>\r\n

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  1. Bread will creep into your house at night and steal all of your valuables.<\/li>\r\n
  2. Bread is a minion of Satan, and you are what you eat.<\/li>\r\n
  3. When you spread peanut butter on bread, the combined force of the mixed allergens can level a city block.<\/li>\r\n
  4. All it takes to cure cancer is a sufficient quantity of bread.<\/li>\r\n
  5. If you give people bread, you don\u2019t need to give them roses.<\/li>\r\n<\/ol>\r\n

    (Mostly written in 2015, but neglected to post until now.)<\/p>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18026","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spam"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18026","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18026"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18026\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18030,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18026\/revisions\/18030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}