{"id":18196,"date":"2020-03-26T18:47:48","date_gmt":"2020-03-27T01:47:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=18196"},"modified":"2020-03-26T18:47:48","modified_gmt":"2020-03-27T01:47:48","slug":"social-distancing-pickup-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2020\/03\/26\/social-distancing-pickup-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"Social distancing pickup lines"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>A friend forwarded a list of social distancing pickup lines. My favorites from that list:<\/p>\r\n<ul>\r\n  <li>Since all the public libraries are closed, I\u2019m checking you out instead.<\/li>\r\n  <li>You can\u2019t spell <i>quarantine<\/i> without U R A Q T.<\/li>\r\n<\/ul>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-puns"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18196"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18197,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18196\/revisions\/18197"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}