{"id":18259,"date":"2020-07-06T10:21:27","date_gmt":"2020-07-06T17:21:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=18259"},"modified":"2020-07-02T13:24:59","modified_gmt":"2020-07-02T20:24:59","slug":"hair-and-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2020\/07\/06\/hair-and-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair and time"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>I\u2019ve been growing out my hair. KTO saw how long it\u2019s gotten during a video call, and the following exchange ensued (approximately):<\/p>\r\n<div class=\"dialogue\">\r\n<p><b>KTO<\/b>: Is that the longest your hair has been in at least a decade?<\/p>\r\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Or longer!<\/p>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<p>I meant that as longer than a decade, but after I said it, I was pleased that it applied to hair length as well.<\/p>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-puns"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18259"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18259\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18260,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18259\/revisions\/18260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}