{"id":18261,"date":"2020-07-08T09:18:48","date_gmt":"2020-07-08T16:18:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=18261"},"modified":"2020-07-04T23:20:44","modified_gmt":"2020-07-05T06:20:44","slug":"no-vacation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2020\/07\/08\/no-vacation\/","title":{"rendered":"No vacation"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<blockquote>\r\n<p>I told my suitcases that there will be no vacation this year. Now I\u2019m dealing with emotional baggage.<\/p>\r\n<\/blockquote>\r\n<p>I\u2019m not sure who came up with that joke. The earliest <a href=\"https:\/\/www.barrypopik.com\/index.php\/new_york_city\/entry\/i_told_my_suitcases\/\">attribution<\/a> that I\u2019ve seen so far is to Ed Dixon, on Facebook, on May 6, 2020, but it wouldn\u2019t surprise me if that wasn\u2019t the first instance.<\/p>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18261","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-puns"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18261","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18261"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18261\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18262,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18261\/revisions\/18262"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18261"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18261"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18261"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}