{"id":18544,"date":"2023-02-24T16:14:20","date_gmt":"2023-02-25T00:14:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/?p=18544"},"modified":"2023-02-24T16:14:20","modified_gmt":"2023-02-25T00:14:20","slug":"cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/2023\/02\/24\/cows\/","title":{"rendered":"Cows"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>A pun from Facebook:<\/p>\r\n<blockquote>\r\n<p>Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of \u201cin one ear and out the udder.\u201d<\/p>\r\n<\/blockquote>\r\n<p>(A quick web search suggests that various versions of this joke have been around for a while and have no clear author, so I\u2019ll leave it unattributed.)<\/p>\r\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18544","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-puns"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18544","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18544"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18544\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18545,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18544\/revisions\/18545"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18544"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18544"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kith.org\/words\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18544"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}